Poutine! Confederacy Rachael comes ‘down to earth! The patriarchy (even more than usual). Nemacolin’s Airbnb option. Bri’s friend is also caled Bri. Peppy Serena is less peppy, but more honest. More poutine.

‘Like, bitch, what are you doing?’ Confederacy Rachel keeps truckin'. Heather drives herself. More great boots. More bad kissing. Distracting from Texas' icepocalypse.

Rachael K has some sketchy racist pics and posts. Chris Harrison gives a car crash interview to former Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay, where he attempts to defend this. He doesn’t like wokeness, that’s for sure.

MJ frowns. Katie and Serena RBF manufacture a fight. Chris Harrison’s surprise is…unconvincing. Dead eyes. Get rid of the sex positive chick. Barbie in quarantine.

Filming panic attacks! Shoveling poop! Bland platitudes! JV versus Varsity…Blues? Off the shelf couture. Matt can’t use buttons properly.